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The Office of Murt Moriarty

Murt Moriarty at his desk, on the phone, mid-negotiation

Talent Agent to The V Spot · Representing Vinny O'Brien since a handshake outside a Tralee chipper in 2011. A deal Murt describes as "binding in most jurisdictions."

Murt, on the phone, waving you inListen. LISTEN. You want the kid? Everybody wants the kid. Marketplaces, payments, the European thing with the customs, he does it ALL. I had him booked on three continents last year. Two of them on purpose.
Leaning in, quieterI can get you thirty minutes. Forty-five if you laugh at the blimp joke. Between us, he'd do it for the love of the work. DO NOT tell him I said that, I'm still negotiating his loyalty to me.

Murt, moments before your call

Both phones were for you. He panicked.

The booking sheet

Murt is no longer allowed near the calendar. Fill this in and Vinny himself comes back to you, usually within a day, occasionally from an airport.

Murt Moriarty is a fictional employee of V Spot Studios. All bookings go directly to Vinny, an arrangement Murt describes as "a betrayal."

A lit APPLAUSE sign hanging over the studio audience

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